Friday, April 09, 2010

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

You're no fun. All daddy wanted was a blowwie.

Well, you're not my dad.... *dun dun dun*

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Do as you're told or you'll go over my knee, young man.

No

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Yes, it is me, your father. Now get down on your knees, like the dirty slut you are, and make Papa proud.

Well, I don't have flight tickets, you're too far away, also, you repulse me. Anyway, I am taken by a lovely man. :3

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So two questions down... he/she got PWND, just saying. Good job Niall! Anyways, as one of your international friends, how was your day? (:

My day was very good, if somewhat boring. It was very pleasant though, I saw my best friend in her bridesmaid dress and then she beat me at MarioKart. How was yours mysterious international friend?

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BOO. my chode pure needed sucking and i heard you were a filthy chode-sucking machine. D:

Dad!??!

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Why does my mom call me fat

Either it is A) Because you eat to much and are fat. Or B) Because you have a medical condition that makes you look fat. Simples x

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niall sucks chode, yes? :]

No, Niall sucks normal width x length penis. Sorry to disappoint.

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why do you keep making these, if people wanted to ask you questions, would they not just ask them, rather than use some awful self-indulgant webservice?

Well I do have some international friends who may wish to ask me questions. But may I ask you one question, why, if you believe this website to be "awful" and "self-indulgant", which, for your information, is spelt with an e and not an a, why lower yourself to depths that seem to repulse you by using it to ask me a question on it? Hmmm? It makes no sense. Even if you say "It was to prove a point." That's a load of b/s because you shouldn't even waste a morsel of your time on something you so obviously dislike.

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Monday, April 05, 2010

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